Funny cards
Funny card messages for your best friend
The best-friend card is allowed to go further than any other. These are the ones you would actually send: older-than-you jokes, shared-crime jokes, and the soft line at the end.
Quick answer
You’re not old. You’re a limited edition. Very limited. Discontinued, honestly. Happy birthday, best friend.
Funny birthday card messages for your best friend
You’re not old. You’re a limited edition. Very limited. Discontinued, honestly. Happy birthday, best friend.
Happy birthday to the person I’d call to help move a body. You’d bring snacks. That’s friendship.
We’ve been friends so long that I remember you being cool. Happy birthday. Nobody else does.
Happy birthday. You know too much, so this card is also a bribe. Love you forever, apparently.
Happy birthday to someone who has seen me cry at adverts and still answers my calls. Mostly.
Another year of me laughing at things that are not funny because you said them. Happy birthday, you menace.
You’re the friend my mother warned me about. She was right. Best decision I ever made. Happy birthday.
Funny thank-you card messages for your best friend
Thank you for pretending my ex was always terrible. You were right. Drinks on me.
Funny just-because card messages for your best friend
No occasion. Just realised we haven’t had a crisis together in weeks. Let’s fix that. Wine, Friday.
Funny congratulations and leaving card messages for your best friend
Congratulations. I knew you could do it. I also had serious doubts. Both things are true. So proud.
Questions
How funny can a card for your best friend be?
As funny as the two of you are in person, then one line warmer. The dig is the hook; the turn at the end is what makes them keep it.
What should a funny card never do?
Joke about looks, weight, money or health, or about anything they are privately worried about. Tease the shared story, not the person.
Found the one?
Put it on a card and send it free in a minute. No account, no watermark, and they keep it.