Funny cards

Funny card messages for your partner

The dishwasher, the duvet, the thermostat. Anniversary, birthday and just-because lines for the person who has heard all your jokes and still laughs.

Quick answer

Twelve years and you still can’t agree with me on how to load the dishwasher. If that isn’t love, nothing is.

Funny anniversary card messages for your partner

Twelve years and you still can’t agree with me on how to load the dishwasher. If that isn’t love, nothing is.

Happy anniversary. You are my favourite person to do nothing with. Let’s do nothing this weekend.

I love you more than you love the thermostat set to 23. Which is a lot. Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary. You still laugh at my jokes. You’re the only one. That’s the whole marriage, really.

Another year of you being right and me being funny. Happy anniversary. Fair trade.

You snore. I steal the covers. Somehow we’re the lucky ones. Happy anniversary.

Happy birthday to the person I steal the duvet from. I regret nothing. Love you.

Happy birthday. I’d marry you again, once you’ve found the car keys. Love you. They’re in your coat.

No reason. You’re just the best thing I never planned. Pick up milk.

Just because: you make the ordinary days the good ones. Also, your turn for the bins.

How funny can a card for your partner be?

As funny as the two of you are in person, then one line warmer. The dig is the hook; the turn at the end is what makes them keep it.

What should a funny card never do?

Joke about looks, weight, money or health, or about anything they are privately worried about. Tease the shared story, not the person.

Put it on a card and send it free in a minute. No account, no watermark, and they keep it.