Funny cards

Funny card messages for your boss

Funny but safe: the boss card that gets a laugh in the meeting and does not need HR. Birthdays, thank-yous and congratulations, team-signable.

Quick answer

Happy birthday to the only boss I’d send a card to without being asked. I checked, and I’m not being asked.

Funny birthday card messages for your boss

Happy birthday to the only boss I’d send a card to without being asked. I checked, and I’m not being asked.

Happy birthday. Please read this card in your own time, as per your calendar. From all of us, sincerely.

Happy birthday. This card contains no action items. Enjoy the day off from us.

Happy birthday from the team. We pooled money and also opinions. Only the money is in the envelope.

Thank you for giving me feedback that was useful and not just ‘thoughts’. It made a difference.

Thanks for the kind of trust that makes people work harder, not later. It shows.

Congratulations. We will all be taking credit for this in our next reviews. Well deserved, truly.

A card with no agenda. You should try it sometime. Thanks for being decent to work for.

How funny can a card for your boss be?

As funny as the two of you are in person, then one line warmer. The dig is the hook; the turn at the end is what makes them keep it.

What should a funny card never do?

Joke about looks, weight, money or health, or about anything they are privately worried about. Tease the shared story, not the person.

Put it on a card and send it free in a minute. No account, no watermark, and they keep it.