Funny cards
Funny card messages for your brother
A brother gets a dig before the warmth, that is the deal. These birthday, thank-you and congratulations lines tease him and still end up somewhere he would keep.
Quick answer
Happy birthday to the person I’m legally obliged to love. Luckily I’d have picked you anyway.
Funny birthday card messages for your brother
Happy birthday to the person I’m legally obliged to love. Luckily I’d have picked you anyway.
You’re not getting older. You’re just closer to the age Mum thinks you already are. Happy birthday, big brother.
Happy birthday. I still have the photos. All of them. Have a good one, and call Mum.
Happy birthday to my first rival, my first ally, and the only person who remembers the kitchen incident. We never speak of it. Love you.
Another year of you being the favourite. Enjoy it, it’s a lot of pressure. Happy birthday from the gifted one.
Happy birthday. You taught me everything I know about losing at Mario Kart. Rematch at Christmas.
Grow up. Not too much. Someone has to be the fun one at family dinners. Happy birthday, you idiot. Love you.
Funny thank-you card messages for your brother
Thanks for always having my back. Mostly because you were pushing me forward. Honestly, I needed it.
Funny congratulations and leaving card messages for your brother
Congratulations. Mum has already told everyone, so I’m just confirming. Genuinely proud of you.
Funny just-because card messages for your brother
No reason. Just remembered you exist and felt something close to fondness. Call me this week.
Questions
How funny can a card for your brother be?
As funny as the two of you are in person, then one line warmer. The dig is the hook; the turn at the end is what makes them keep it.
What should a funny card never do?
Joke about looks, weight, money or health, or about anything they are privately worried about. Tease the shared story, not the person.
Found the one?
Put it on a card and send it free in a minute. No account, no watermark, and they keep it.