Funny cards
Funny card messages for Dad
Dad jokes, aimed back at Dad. The thermostat, the back way, the lights left on. Every line ends on something he will read twice.
Quick answer
Happy birthday, Dad. Thanks for the lifts, the lessons, and for treating the thermostat like a hostage negotiation. Love you. Put a jumper on.
Funny birthday card messages for Dad
Happy birthday, Dad. Thanks for the lifts, the lessons, and for treating the thermostat like a hostage negotiation. Love you. Put a jumper on.
Happy birthday to the man who has never once arrived anywhere without ‘taking the back way’. It was never quicker. Love you.
Happy birthday, Dad. You taught me to drive and only cried the once. Same.
Another year, another remote control you refuse to replace. Happy birthday. Love you more than the telly.
Happy birthday to the man who turns every light off behind me, even now, in my own house. Thank you for the electricity savings and the everything else.
Happy birthday, Dad. Your jokes have not improved. Neither has my laughing at them. Keep going.
Happy birthday. I now say ‘we’ll see’ to my own kids. It’s your fault. Thanks for all of it.
Funny thank-you card messages for Dad
Thanks, Dad, for fixing things that weren’t broken and then fixing them. You always got there in the end.
Thank you, Dad, for the 4,000 lifts and for only mentioning petrol 3,999 times. You’re the best.
Funny just-because card messages for Dad
No reason, Dad. Just thinking about every ‘I’m not angry, I’m disappointed’. You were right. Annoyingly.
Questions
How funny can a card for Dad be?
As funny as the two of you are in person, then one line warmer. The dig is the hook; the turn at the end is what makes them keep it.
What should a funny card never do?
Joke about looks, weight, money or health, or about anything they are privately worried about. Tease the shared story, not the person.
Found the one?
Put it on a card and send it free in a minute. No account, no watermark, and they keep it.