Funny cards

Funny card messages for a colleague

Office humour for leaving cards, new jobs and birthdays. Each one works on a group card the whole team signs from one link.

Quick answer

Congrats on the new job. Please take the group chat with you.

Funny congratulations and leaving card messages for a colleague

Congrats on the new job. Please take the group chat with you.

Congratulations on leaving. Who will I complain to about the printer now? Genuinely gutted. Good luck.

You’re leaving? Fine. Take the stapler. It was always yours. The office won’t be the same.

Congratulations on the promotion. We always knew. We just hoped it would be us. Thrilled for you, mostly.

Good luck in the new role. Try not to be as good there as you were here. We need the comparison.

Happy birthday. I’ve booked the meeting room so we can celebrate for 25 minutes. Hard stop at half past.

Happy birthday from the whole team, by which I mean I asked and they said ‘sure’. They do mean it.

Thank you for replying to my emails with actual answers. You are rarer than you know.

Thanks for covering for me. I owe you one coffee and roughly four favours. Name the day.

Just a card to say: you make Mondays almost fine. That’s the highest praise I have.

How funny can a card for a colleague be?

As funny as the two of you are in person, then one line warmer. The dig is the hook; the turn at the end is what makes them keep it.

What should a funny card never do?

Joke about looks, weight, money or health, or about anything they are privately worried about. Tease the shared story, not the person.

Put it on a card and send it free in a minute. No account, no watermark, and they keep it.