Funny cards
Funny card messages for your sister
Sisters hear tone through text, so the joke has to land and the love has to be obvious. Lines for her birthday, her wins and the days you just owe her a card.
Quick answer
Happy birthday to the woman who knows every one of my secrets and has used none of them. Yet. Keep it that way. Love you.
Funny birthday card messages for your sister
Happy birthday to the woman who knows every one of my secrets and has used none of them. Yet. Keep it that way. Love you.
You are the sister I would have chosen. If I had been given a choice. Which I wasn’t. Happy birthday anyway.
Happy birthday. I checked, and you are still older than me. Always will be. Big love.
Happy birthday to the only person who can hear my tone over text. Sorry about my tone. Love you.
Happy birthday. Mum says you’re her favourite. Mum also says that to me. We should talk.
You raised me as much as they did. That explains a lot. Happy birthday. Thank you.
Funny thank-you card messages for your sister
Thank you for borrowing my clothes for twenty years and calling it sharing. And for everything else. Truly.
Funny congratulations and leaving card messages for your sister
Congratulations. I have told everyone it was my idea. It wasn’t. You’re brilliant.
Funny just-because card messages for your sister
Just a note to say you’re my favourite person to complain about the family with. Lunch soon?
Funny anniversary card messages for your sister
Twelve years of being the family’s unpaid therapist. Happy birthday, sis. Your invoice is in the post.
Questions
How funny can a card for your sister be?
As funny as the two of you are in person, then one line warmer. The dig is the hook; the turn at the end is what makes them keep it.
What should a funny card never do?
Joke about looks, weight, money or health, or about anything they are privately worried about. Tease the shared story, not the person.
Found the one?
Put it on a card and send it free in a minute. No account, no watermark, and they keep it.